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The hatch pops open and a the claymation tank driver puts his head up:. Well Hello folks, its me, Commando Gary. Hah ha, I guess you know what time of year it is. That's right, ZombiePocalypse! And pretty soon you'll be getting a visit from everyone's favorite brain-chewer, Zombie Phil Dick. But did you ever steal my virginity in fort liberte yourself where Zombie Phil Dick came from, and how he got his powers?

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Vampires were coming to be fed 'Cos of the silly invitation that you gave, they're coming from the grave, but now they're all dusty, not so blood-lusty Van Helsing won Stop yer worrying, son.

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Desmond robbed a barrow in the unclean place; Molog was awakened by his fuss. Molog said to Desmond, "boy I'll eat your face, and you'll become a zombie just like us!

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Just to show off, I used the words twice: once in the order shown above, the second time in reverse. No jumbie, nuh cry, No jumbie, nuh cry, No jumbie, nuh cry, No jumbie, nuh cry. Said - said - said: I remember when we used to sit In di devilish yard down in Arkham.

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I practice every day to find some cleaver thrusts to stay Your constant nibbling on me But then you think you'll wait until the evening gets late And you're alone with me. I wonder whether vampires can come into your house if they were members of a group you sent an e-vite to, for a party? Just how personal does the invitation have to be? My guess is that e-vites count. Isn't there an episode of BtVS where a blanket invitation creates vampire havoc?

Zombies in the basement, chewing on the residents We're on the pavement, running from the government Man in the lab coat, wild-eyed, pissed off Says we mixed a bad batch, formula was just off Look out kid, it's something we did God knows how we'll get any funding now We better make sure we get away from zombies and from g-men Or we'll be locked behind bars, or maybe just get eaten.

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It's hard to drive through town now, zombies are everywhere. Most lurching and some stumbling, grabbing people by their hair, I can make the safe zone easy, if I take a longer route, And if I get real lucky maybe I won't have to shoot. Oh, I can hear them coming, their groaning and their screams. The shells were on the table, so the rifle's dead to me.

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